I'm bitchin’, Great hair, The boys all love to stare! / I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not! / I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school! / Who am I? Just guess, Guys wanna touch my chest! / I'm rockin', I smile, And many think I'm vile! / I'm flyin, I jump, You can look but don't you hump! Whoo!! / I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore! / We cheer and we lead, We act like we're on speed! / Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, Well we don't like you either, We're cheerleaders, We are cheerleaders! —Torrance Ship- man, Bring It On (2000) by Gabrielle Garland